"Quasimoto! Quasimoto! PUT NICK DOWN!!!"
While screening this week's stop in horror history, 1923's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame," a simultaneous lighting strike, mini-black hole collapse, and ill-timed flatulence (sorry, it was bean night) created a rip in space/time from which Quasimoto leaped from the towers of Notre Dame and into Nick's screening room!
Raging as he does, Quasi grabbed Nick and is now threatening to toss him off the roof as revenge for all our verbal taunting of his film!
As Chris talks the Moto down, please note that this occurrence has delayed our blogging on "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" a full 24 hours.
Please check back SATURDAY MORNING for a fresh RDHP blog entry!
Hopefully by then Chris will have corralled our deformed friend back into his movie prison.
Thank you for your understanding, and wish Nick and Chris luck.
Quasimoto REALLY likes to throw things off high places.
"Quasi! Moto! Leave Nick alone! Here, look, I've got a Baby Ruth for you!"
What, it worked on Sloth:
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